Chuck Norris Droid Phone: Absolute Baboso

Designer: Concept by Android Greed

Get ready! You are going to laugh and you are not going to stop until you asphyxiate, choke and die. Luckly my neighbor is a doctor! The Chuck Norris Droid will, for the first time in your life, make you think – are you really capable of imagining?

The Android Greed fellows have something to teach us! They will teach us how to imagine. They have come up with the Chuck Norris Android phone. Once anyone takes a look at the specs, he or she will either have nightmares or they will have to deal with their suddenly and overly grown emotion – envy!

These folks have come up with a design that closely resembles Motorola Droid Razr but yes, these folks have also mentioned that this shape isn't a rigid one. It can change anytime! Boing!!!

Let us find a bit more about the specs:

• Runs on Andoird. No ordinary one! It is a special edition made by Google-Chuck Norris conglomerate. Name of the OS? Android Ultimate!
• There are 3 capacitive touch buttons at the bottom – Back, Home and Fist. Fist? It is the software button that looks like a big fist! Chuck punching someone? Summon Chuck by pressing the button! Horrible! Sounds like you rub the magic lamp and the Genie comes out laughing weirdly like - “HA HA HA ... What's your wish my lord”! Bingo – teach me some martial art!
• Device manufacturer is Motorola. The guys at Android Greed told that!
• Make your way to the top of Sears Willis Tower and drop it! Guess what? Nothing happens. The phone is in one piece even after the high impact landing.
• Take your phone and go under the water. Keep going! Go! Go Go, keep going, don't be ashamed...keep going. If your sonar and depth meter shows 10,000 meters, stop! Because beyond that, the phone will drown, water will get into its lungs and it will die. But 10,000 meters? That's nothing, the phone can swim to that depth!
• With scalable resolution, the 4.5” diagonal screen can give you and HD resolution but can go all the way up to 3840x2400 pixels!
• Meet our supreme celestial being, the 8-core-8.888 GHz processor manufactured by – I don't know who! May be 'SamSonLMotAsuAceHIntQualNvidAMD' Corporation! What's that? Sam = Samsung, Son = Sony, L = LG, Mot = Motorola, Asu = Asus, Ace = Acer, H = HP, Int = Intel, Qual = Qualcomm, Nvid = Nvidia and AMD is AMD. You can add a few more to the menu. Now that's my weird imagination and I keep this imagination opensource. Modify and redistribute as you like but don't forget to give some credit to me.
• The GPU and CPU are actually manufactured by our known but long name corporation in 2025.
• Here is another! Nokia owner will commit suicide! Not 41 MP Pureview. It is 12 GP camera that is supported by 'thought focus'. Ya, you read it right. 12 GP means 12 GigaPixels and 'thought focus'. You think of what kind of focus you need and the 12 GP camera on this Chuck Norris Droid will focus accordingly. There is virtual (I don't know why call virtual) telescopic zoom --- shoot the surface of the Moon from your rooftop.
• 8 GB RAM. I have started to think that this phone is not a finger-touch phone. It must definitely be thought-touch! Think and it will register a touch!
• Internal memory? You are free to think. The outer limit restriction is α (infinity). Oh, that isn't my thought. Copyright goes to Android Greed fellows.
• OK, there is a set of 10,000 Chuck jokes that you can enjoy anytime anywhere because they are preloaded. Thank God! Chuck himself does not come out of the phone and sit beside you to tell the joke!
• Yell at the phone - “CHARGE”, the phone will start charging itself.

Tell me guys, what is this? I am really hysterical at this point and equally disturbed by thinking how can people imagine that way? Nonetheless, they did. It is cockey, absolute baboso!

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This is my response to those guys:

Can we get a Bruce Lee phone? Something more cosmic in concept than this and manufactured by Samsung and incorporates all mobile OSes like Android, iOS and Windows Phone to nicely depict the Mixed Martial Art of Bruce Lee? Requesting!

Hopefully, they will listen!